Autocorrect or Auto-annoy?

Have you seen the funny cartoon that reads Autocorrect is my worst enema? It’s funny because it’s so true. I have to proof and correct many of my posts and e-mails because autocorrect alters my words. Some are hilarious, but some are serious.

If there is a way to turn off autocorrect, I do. My own typos are fewer than the automatic ones inflicted upon me. Like spell checking tools, autocorrect is limited and can err.

What are some enemy / enema type errors you’ve caught before hitting “send” or “post”?