It’s summer, and that means thunderstorms. A common spelling/grammar mistake I see is the use of the word lightening. Let’s clear up the confusion.
Lightening means to add light or to dilute the tint of a color.
She tried lightening her hair, but it turned an odd shade of red.
Lightning is an atmospheric phenomena typically seen during thunderstorms.
Ben Franklin attracted lightning with a metal key attached to a kite.
Remember, if it’s in the sky, it’s spelled without the e.
In case you didn’t know, today is the Sunday in June we honor the fathers in our lives. You may be tempted to call it “Fathers’ Day” or “Fathers Day” to pluralize it. However, the official (and Grammar Cop-accepted) holiday is called Father’s Day.
If you honor more than one father or dad, remember to use the correct plural form, fathers or dads. There is no apostrophe!
Happy Father’s Day to all you dads.
What will you do today in observance of National Grammar Day? I’m revisiting the comma.
It amazes me how people struggle with comma placement. It’s simple, logical, and important to place commas correctly. Here are some basic rules to remember.
- Separate two independent clauses joined by a conjunction with a comma. The hotel room was tiny, but the rate was ridiculously high.
- Separate independent clauses that are not joined by a conjunction with a period. (Or ! or ?) The hotel room was tiny. The rate was ridiculously high.
- Separate introductory elements from an independent clause with a comma. That evening, we crashed in our tiny hotel room.
- Do not use a comma to offset an element that is essential to the meaning of the independent clause. We were packed and ready to leave when the bellhop arrived.
- Avoid commas within clauses. What we liked best about the hotel was its workout room.
There are other rules about comma use, but master these first and you’ll be well on your way to grammar goodness. March forth on March fourth!
This post is less about grammar and more about style.
Remember the 1985 movie Back to the Future? Marty McFly repeatedly says “heavy,” 1980s slang for an intense situation, and Emmett (Doc) doesn’t understand. He questions Marty about problems with weightiness. Great Scott! Heavy as slang in 1955 is anachronistic.
Writers of historical fiction should exercise caution in the use of slang. Readers will catch those anachronisms in a heartbeat, just as Doc did in Back to the Future. Keep in mind you don’t want anything to distract your reader from your story. When it comes to writing dialog, do your research!
Examples I’ve come across:
- The old west ego. If you’re setting your Western in a time that predates Freud, don’t use the term ego when you mean arrogance. Ego didn’t exist until Freud coined the word in 1920.
- Eye candy or stud muffin. Those terms are late twentieth century and have no place in earlier settings. I recently read a Word War II era romance that described a soldier as “eye candy.” That’s a no-no.
- Fashion statement Too modern to be spoken in most historicals.
- Don’t go there! If your historical character is using the expression “don’t go there” (meaning, that subject is off-limits), he better be living in the 1990s or later. For that matter, off-limits is fairly modern, so be careful. Other expressions that are too modern to appear in historicals include get over it, give me a break, and go figure.
- Don’t give me any flak (or flack). Flak (also spelled flack) is anti-aircraft artillery. The term now means a critical or hostile reception or reaction, but it evolved from the military term. If your historical story predates military aircraft, don’t give your characters any flak.
- Life in the fast lane. An expression evolved from motorists using divided, multi-lane highways should not appear in a story predating divided, multi-lane highways.
- Stuck in the groove or his needle is stuck. This term originated with the first phonograph record and died with digital recordings and downloads. Use this slang with care.
What other anachronisms have you discovered in historical novels or movies?
Welcome to another edition of “You don’t say!” when we examine expressions and sayings often confused or misunderstood. Here are some favorites.
- If you think that, you have another thing coming.
- She made a 360 degree change in attitude.
- We’ll play irregardless of the weather.
- I could care less.
- Supposably that’s his real name.
- He intended to extract revenge if it took every dime he had.
If you write or say any of these, stop! Your meaning is confused or contradicted. Here are the corrected sayings.
- If you think that, you have another think coming. (As in “think again.”)
- She made a 180 degree change in attitude. (360 gets her all the way back where she began)
- We’ll play regardless of the weather. (Irredgardless isn’t a word. Period.)
- I couldn’t care less. (Otherwise, you care because you could care less)
- Supposedly that’s his real name. (There’s no such word as supposably.)
- He intended to exact revenge if it took every dime he had. (I guess one could extract revenge, but it’d be messy.)
What incorrect sayings do you see or hear?
September 24 is the day we grammarians celebrate punctuation. Hooray!
When it comes to writing, I see people erring on the side of too much punctuation. When it comes to punctuation, too much is not a good thing.
Don’t overuse commas. There are rules for comma use. Follow them. When in doubt, leave it out. Furthermore, don’t use a comma to end a sentence. This infraction is known as the comma splice. Periods and question marks are for ending a sentence.
Don’t overuse apostrophes, either. Apostrophes do not belong in possessive pronouns or plurals. When in doubt, leave it out. Why do educated people suddenly lapse into punctuation amnesia and use apostrophes for plural words? I have no idea, but the practice has grown at an alarming rate.
Don’t overuse exclamation points. Use them sparingly if at all or risk losing your reader.
Finally, use italic font for emphasis, not all caps. Just because you see the all-uppercase-font words in text messages or on Twitter, doesn’t make it correct usage for your writing.
Brush up on good punctuation and celebrate the holiday.